Monday, February 15, 2016

Dandy vs Drake (The Rap Wars)

So it's finally arrived! The hot new track is dropping today, and no track is complete without official album artwork. Finna hope you enjoy it, more fun email ideas coming at ya soon!

Album Artwork (if you don't get it, look up Drake's album)




















Started... [Dandy on the track]

Started from the bottom, now we here.
Started from the bottom, after 16 months, I be here.
Started from the bottom, now we here.
Started from the bottom, now the long-awaited track is here.

Startin' off this drop with somethin' clean,
MJ, 'Bron, and D-Rose, they all wanna join my team,
Cause we ballin' e'ry Preparation Day,
They call me Mr. Clutch because winning is my way.

And you know I'm always finna lookin' swag,
My man Macklemore be jealous with my skills at poppin' tags.
Now we finna move another couch, yeah here we go,
Mornin' workouts payin' off, you see these guns ain't just for show, cause we

Started from the bottom, now we here.
Started from the bottom, FFTK points all up in here.
Started from the bottom, now we here.
Started from the bottom, see my rhymin' skills are striking fear.

Supa Hot Fiya's where I'm at,
They told me, "You white boy, you don't stand a chance at rap."
I'm just brushin' off the haters as I go,
The language of the streets is just somethin' that I know.

And we're stackin' cans and boxes each Tuesday,
Service at the food pantry, we stockin' food for days.
Yeah we're workin' hard like my boi Patrick Kane,
Story stays the same through the freezing and the rain, 'cause we

Started from the bottom, now we here.
Started from the bottom, after finding service, now we're here.
Started from the bottom, now we here.
Started from the bottom, now I'm steppin' up my game in here.

You'd think we're serving in the 80s with our phones... (Yeah, it's rough)
B.o.B. and Kanye, they got nothin' on my zone.
The YSA peoples are our crew; 
Elder Bennett's hard at work, teaching kids at ISU.

Exchange in Woodridge with the Assistants,
Elder Cluff and Elder Adams in the clutch with their two cents.
President's vision's gonna take us to the top,
Baptizin' left and right, yeah we never gonna stop! Cause we

Started from the bottom, now we here.
Started from the bottom, now we findin' lots of people here.
Started from the bottom, now we here.
Started from the bottom, you'll have to wait 'til the next track gets here.

[Last name: Ever. First name: Greatest.]
*Drops mic* *Leaves stage with one arm raised*

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So I'm calling my man Brockbank out to step up to the mic! I want to hear him spit a rhyme or two, so I challenge him to a rap battle! Gimme the best you got Brockbank, I've got another challenge in store for you in the upcoming weeks, because I'm still not taking a loss in the #HeismanPose2k15 contest. Yeah, I'm still not bitter.

Anyways, I love you all and hope that life is treating you swell in the 801, or wherever life has taken you! Hope to hear from you all soon!

Thanks for all of your thoughts and prayers, if you could pray that we'll be able to find people to teach this week, that would be much appreciated, thanks!

Love,
Elder Dallas Anderson

#LastNameEverFirstNameGreatest
#ButImNotARapper

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